deepthroatdemon:

tibets:

it’s so crazy that there are creatures like this on earth

i know…. children are so disgusting…

deepthroatdemon:

tibets:

it’s so crazy that there are creatures like this on earth

i know…. children are so disgusting…

(via mintsmintsmints)

jdude000:

OH MY GOD

(Source: best-of-memes, via different-breeds)

bonsaibones:

I’m in love with this gif. Everything about it. The rain drizzling. The candle flickering. The colors. I love it.

bonsaibones:

I’m in love with this gif. Everything about it. The rain drizzling. The candle flickering. The colors. I love it.

(via different-breeds)

williamstern:

ADV.1 Porsche Carrera GT

williamstern:

ADV.1 Porsche Carrera GT

(via automotivated)

bunkitz:

Halo 4 Minimalist Poster by Poster Inspired

bunkitz:

Halo 4 Minimalist Poster by Poster Inspired

(via different-breeds)

cracked:

It’s not at easy (?) as Heat and GTA V make it look.
5 Things Movies Get Wrong About Bank Heists (From a Guard)

#4. Armored Trucks Are a Terrible Target
In the late ’90s in Philadelphia [many robbers] would stage a traffic accident, the hopper would get out of the armored truck to see what was wrong, and a minivan would swing up to the side of the truck opening fire. Now when you see something like that start to go down, you throw the truck into reverse, hit the siren, and don’t stop driving until you’re safe or the engine block becomes so filled with blood that it hydro-locks. It’s actually company policy in that case to just plow right through the offending parties. They specifically tell us, “Go ahead and ram that car full speed; we have 30-ton trucks for a reason.”

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cracked:

It’s not at easy (?) as Heat and GTA V make it look.

5 Things Movies Get Wrong About Bank Heists (From a Guard)

#4. Armored Trucks Are a Terrible Target

In the late ’90s in Philadelphia [many robbers] would stage a traffic accident, the hopper would get out of the armored truck to see what was wrong, and a minivan would swing up to the side of the truck opening fire. Now when you see something like that start to go down, you throw the truck into reverse, hit the siren, and don’t stop driving until you’re safe or the engine block becomes so filled with blood that it hydro-locks. It’s actually company policy in that case to just plow right through the offending parties. They specifically tell us, “Go ahead and ram that car full speed; we have 30-ton trucks for a reason.”

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cracked:

(via The 10 Greatest Uses of Trash Talk in the History of War)
cracked:

Who’s ready for another formulaic Sunday night????
23 Famous Stories That Can Be Told by Insanely Simple Charts

cracked:

Who’s ready for another formulaic Sunday night????

23 Famous Stories That Can Be Told by Insanely Simple Charts

rivamalka:

kaminas-spirit:

cracked:

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you took American Gladiators, exported it to Russia, and ran it through their patented Fuckstripper(TM) to remove every last fuck it ever had to give?
6 Real Martial Arts Tournaments Crazier Than ‘Mortal Kombat’

#6. Hip Show
Complete with a flame-bearded announcer straight out of The Hunger Games, Hip Show features full-contact team martial arts fighting with an added twist: It takes place inside a mazelike three-level obstacle course. If you’re wondering how throwing down in a group brawl while standing precariously near the edge of raised platforms could possibly be a good idea, we humbly submit that it is not a good idea. It is the best idea.

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I want to get in on the Knight Fighting. I do not want to get in on the Team Fighting. Or the Hip Show. Or the Russian thing. Or Dambe. Or the pillow fight tbh. 

GUYS READ THE ARTICLE IM CRYING

rivamalka:

kaminas-spirit:

cracked:

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you took American Gladiators, exported it to Russia, and ran it through their patented Fuckstripper(TM) to remove every last fuck it ever had to give?

6 Real Martial Arts Tournaments Crazier Than ‘Mortal Kombat’

#6. Hip Show

Complete with a flame-bearded announcer straight out of The Hunger Games, Hip Show features full-contact team martial arts fighting with an added twist: It takes place inside a mazelike three-level obstacle course. If you’re wondering how throwing down in a group brawl while standing precariously near the edge of raised platforms could possibly be a good idea, we humbly submit that it is not a good idea. It is the best idea.

Read More

I want to get in on the Knight Fighting. I do not want to get in on the Team Fighting. Or the Hip Show. Or the Russian thing. Or Dambe. Or the pillow fight tbh. 

GUYS READ THE ARTICLE IM CRYING

(via cracked)